This Arm Wrestler From Ukraine Is the Real-Life Incredible Hulk

Meet Denis

This is Denis Cyplenkov. He's an arm wrestler from Ukraine. He has two of the largest and most densely muscled hands in the world (not to mention the rest of his enormously swole physique).

Getting Handsy

Seriously, check out the paws on this guy. He can make a normal man's hands look like a newborn baby's.

Tree Trunks

Imagine that a man whose arms are twice as thick as your thighs wants to arm-wrestle you. How quickly do you suppose your bladder would uncontrollably empty?

Oh, Snap!

This kid looks worried that Cyplenkov's going to break his arm off like a dry twig. He probably should be.

Isometric Hold

Please take note: Cyplenkov wrestles with his right arm, not his left.

The Dominator

"Hahaha! Puny human! Cyplenkov is strongest one there is! CYPLENKOV SMASH!"

It's All Relative

Even guys with enormous biceps look like they walk around swinging a couple of strands of linguine compared to Cyplenkov's freakish appendages.

Beat Feet

Denis Cyplenkov may be one of the most muscled men you'll ever see, but he still appreciates the importance of a good cardio workout 

Energy to Burn

Cyplenkov drinks specially concocted energy drinks and protein shakes because smashing other men's arms into tabletops (and shattering them into dust, probably) is thirsty work.

For Real Tho

Take another gander at Cyplenkov's mitts, because holy mackerel.

Gu Cruise

Once every 26 weeks or so, Cyplenkov leaves the gym for some relaxing fun in the sun.

The Crusher

And now you know about Denis Cyplenkov, a truly great man whose hand we are way too pee-pants scared to ever shake.